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Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very
rich. Marry him."
- That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me."
- That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
- That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
- That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry
me?" and she goes with him.
- That's competition eating into your market share.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets.